Harry Chapin, "30,000 pounds of bananas"...? Known for its lyric, "on a hill overlooking Scranton, Pennsylvania", which everyone knows is the home of our great president Joe Biden.
Chico Marx, "We Don't Buy Green Bananas"...? In honor of the advanced decrepitude of our great president Joe Biden.
Or shall we put our hands on our hearts and pronounce, "... and to the banana republic for which it stands..." to the tune of...
Hey, Mr. Tally man, tally me bananas!