Life sometimes looks like someone has planned everything for you, played all your cards for you, set your fate when you were born or otherwise controls everything that happens to you. But life is just a series of coincidences and accidents and the only way to control it is to have a perfect timing. That is all you need.
You need to be in the right place at the right time, you need to say the right thing at the correct moment, you need to turn at the right corner, you need to have something with you at the exact moment when you need it. And if you can control your timing, you control life. It's happenings.
Perfect timing.
And if you don't succeed, you sometimes get to try again and again and again. Lift your hand at the right moment, take a step and say things. When it's time. Not too soon, not too early. Simple, yes?
But be careful. There's also the opposite of perfect timing. In it's unique way, it is also perfect timing, but the result is the opposite of what you had in mind. The right words but at the wrongest time possible. Lives ruined. Messes up people's heads. Turns hearts in to cold stones. Kills people. And you do not get a second change.
Did things turn a bit dark?
Well, lets brighten the day with a little comedy then. To end this post with happy and hilarious stuff, not sad, saddy sad, sad, so sad thoughts. Not so sad, I said.
So then there's the "This thing that normally is a perfectly neutral shit, but if I say or do it now, it turns things into hilarious comedy". You can combine two simple things and you end up with something that should be the only thing worth wile to add in to a time capsule from the year 2019 and couple of years before and after it.
On this last one, I would especially like you to pay attention to the seconds between 0:41 and 0:56. So much said, without saying anything.
Perfect timing.
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Wil listen when home, I watched the colour video now though and without sound I am just like what is the point haha. But yes timing is crucial or it it only crucial because we notice the timing. Moments of change, some we can anticipate others knock us the fuck out :)
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Would squirt you with a water gun now if I had a powerful enough toy in my hands. That could squirt you from here to there. I guess the water would freeze on the way from here to there. Then you would get icicles to your eyes. But anyway, what would be the point of that? No point. No point at all.
Unless playing with water, colored water especially, breaking stuff, people doing stuff, especially jumping and falling and taking a slomo action footage of that all. And laughing at anything and everything.
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Watched with sound now, much more clever with sound. :) I would have started a fire and make some hotdogs and burgers , by the time your icicles get here they will only serve to cool me down
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Wow! Is that me? I've grown a beard I see. Was not there this morning when I dared to look at the mirror.
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For all I know ;) it could be you. If not I will need to keep finding new targets it seems.
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There's a bearded guy, flirty girl with long lashes, a cat lady and an old man that fiddles with his gadgets, inside of all of us.
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I think you are a funny and humorous guy! You made me laugh! Thank you!
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Well thanks. But I also have to give credits for the laughs to Trump.
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He plays that accordion pretty well. What a talented individual! 😅
That was very funny! Thanks for sharing!
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:)
Trump is, Trump does.
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