There are so many ! Among others:

-  the hero who finds a parking space in front of where he wants to go  while the common man turns for 30 minutes before fucking his niche 2 km  from his meeting place

-the people who are swaying in war movies at the worst moment. Dude! When we shoot you do not want to tell jokes about Gilbert Montagné (word of former soldier!)

-the blanket that wakes up in the morning and hides the woman's chest while revealing the man's

-the  guy that everyone encourages in the airport: "course, will you express  your love", who crosses the registration, who enters the quiet plane  that makes a speech to his bride and who kisses him under the applause of the passengers. In truth if by miracle you do not tazer trying to run the security gates running, people will hate you to be late for the plane.

-the ugly who becomes a sex bomb just by removing his glasses and his ponytail.

-the  guy who does a little jogging and 3 quiet pumps on rock music  background and who after 2 months of this regime becomes world champion  of a sport of combat.

- the guns that must never be refilled. A handgun you put about 10-15 rounds, not 1 239 654 987 596!

-The bad guys who are kindly waiting to be fucked one by one by the nice guy. As at the butcher's shop everyone's ticket. It would be polite! Guys ... go all at once without messing around!

-the  experts who zoom in on an image taken from a security camera and who  manage to see a face in the reflection of a pedestrian's sunglasses at  the bottom of the image. In truth we should put a big gray-black pixel!

-the hero / heroine all spry when jumping out of bed. No hair in battle, no seal breath. High class

- ALL the windows of Paris apartments that have a view of the Eiffel Tower! ALL, without exception, even in the cellars.

These are the first ideas that come to me, but I'm sure there are many more