Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, maybe robust. Inspector: Colour of her eyes? Husband: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Colour of car? Husband: Black Toyota corolla with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power, teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode and it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and…and… (starts sobbing) Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.. was really looking for..? His wife or his car..? .
My missing wife
6 years ago by joebudden (25)