**Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girlโs name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: Youโre no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is โฆ ahh โฆ eh โฆ well, oh โฆ uh โฆ
Me: Close enough.**
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