Crypto နဲ့ မိန္းမ (Funny)

in myanmar •  7 years ago 

မိုးမလင္းေသးဘူး အိပ္ယာကထ ပိတ္ထားတဲ့ အင္တာနက္ကိုဖြင့္
ပထမဆုံးၾကည့္မိတာက ေဖ့ဘုတ္ဆိုတဲ့ေသာက္ရူးမဟုတ္ဘူး
ငါအရင္ ပထမဆုံးၾကည့္ျဖစ္ေနတဲ့ ယခု ၄နွစ္က crypto price
ဟာ.....သြားပါပီ ရဲရဲနီတာ မိုးတြင္း ကြမ္းေသြးေကာင္ထြက္လာ
သလား မွတ္ရတယ္ ဘာညာကြိကြဆဲ ကိုင္ထားတဲ့ဖုန္းကိုပစ္ခ်
ေဆာင္ကိုေခါင္းထိျခံဳ မိန္းမအနားကပ္ တိုးတိုးေလးေျပာမယ္
အရမ္းအိပ္ခ်င္တယ္ ဟားးးးးးး ေခါ ေခါ ေခါ သိုးေနေအာင္
အိပ္ေပ်ာ္မယ္ မထင္နဲ့ ရွင္မနက္ေစာေစာထ ထမင္းဟင္းခ်က္ေတာ့

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သြားပါပီ ဘာညာကြိကြေျပာ ဂလုန္း ဂလြမ္ သုံစုံျမည္ေနတဲ့
တီး၀ိုင္းၾကား အဲ့ အဲ့ အဲ့ အသံေပး လႉပ္လီလႉပ္လဲ့ အေၾကာေတြဆန့္
ျပဴးေနတဲ့ မ်က္လုံးအစုံနဲ့ အေဖ အေမကို ေသခ်ာၾကည့္ လွပတဲ့
အျပဴးံေလးနဲ့ နံနက္ခင္းကို ႏႈတ္ဆက္တဲ့ သမီး ေအာ္..
ေမ့ေတာ့မလို့ ပရိုတင္မယ့္ရက္ကနီး ျပင္ဆင္ထားတာဘာမွမရွိ
Crypto ေစ်းတက္ပပီလား ျပန္ၾကည့္ ဖာ့ခ္ 500% ထိုးတက္

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မိန္းမကိုၾကြား ေငြမထုတ္ရေသး ေနာက္မွေငြထုတ္ ေယာက်ၤား
အခု ေယာက်ၤားလက္ထဲရွိတာနဲ့ KFC ၀ယ္ေကြ်း ညက် အင့္
ဆိုးပီး လက္ညိဴးတစ္ေခ်ာင္းေထာင္ျပ "သာေအး" မိန္းမကို
အလိုလိုက္ စားခ်င္တာ၀ယ္ေကြ်း ေပ်ာ္လို႕မဆုံး အျပန္အိမ္အ၀
ထပ္ခါ Crypto market ျပန္ၾကည့္ စားထားသမွ် ျပန္ထြက္
ဖာ့ခ္ 1000% ေအာက္ဆင္း

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မူးလဲမတက္ ခံစား မအီမသာျဖစ္ အလိုက္ကန္းဇိုးမသိတဲ့မိန္းမ
က်ားက်ား မအီမသာျဖစ္ေနတာ ဟိုဟာလား ဘာလာေမး
တစ္ေယာက္တည္းသူ႕ဘာသာစကားေျပာ ညထိမေဆာင့္နိုင္ဘူး
ဘာညာကြိကြေျပာ ေအာိ ခက္ေတာ့တာဘဲ မိန္းမ မိန္းမ
ငါလိုေနတာ နင္မဟုတ္ဘူး နင္မဟုတ္ဘူး လိုေနတာ Crypto
စိမ္းေနရင္ အားရွိတယ္ နီရဲေနေတာ့ နင့္အနားကိုမကပ္ခ်င္ဘူးေဟ့

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ကိုယ္ေျပာတာ သူနားမလည္ ေဂါက္သြားပီထင္ ပ်ာယာ ပ်ာယာ
ယမ္းကုဆရာပင့္ ပင့္လာတဲ့ယမ္းကုဆရာ Crypto ဆိုတာ
ဘာလဲေမး အေျဖကရိုက္သတ္ခ်င္စရာေကာင္း Crypto ဆိုတာ
ေငြအတုေတြလိမ္ေနတာေတြေလွ်ာက္ေျပာ ေျပာေနတဲ့
ယမ္းကုဆရာ ရင္၀ကိုေစာင့္ကန္ ေနာက္ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ Crypto
အေၾကာင္းမသိရင္ရမ္းေျပာနဲ့မွာ ထြက္သြားငါ့ေရွ့က ထြက္မသြားခင္
တစ္ခြန္းေျပာ ဟိတ္ ေကာင္မေလး နင့္ေယာက်ၤား အရူးရင့္ေနပီ
ေျပာစကားယုံ မိန္းမ

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ညညတစ္ေရးနိုး ထထၾကည့္တာ Crypto
ဘယ္ေကာင္မနဲ့ ၾကဴေနလဲ ျပသနာရွာ မိန္းမ ေအာ္ မိန္းမ.....

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      ·  7 years ago 

    လန္းခ်က္ 😄😄

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    ဟီးးးးး

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      အေျပာကေတာ့ ေရႊမန္းပါဗ်ာ

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        ဟား...ကီြးက​ေတာ့ ​ေရးလိုက္​ၿပီ။

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        ေရးမွရမယ္ေလ

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          ဟားးးေရးတက္ပါေပ့ဗ်ာ

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          အပ်ံသင္ခါစေလးပါဂ်ာ

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            goodဗ်ာ
            ႀကိုက္တယ္
            ရွင္းရွင္းေျပာရရင္ အဲဒါမ်ိဳးမေရးတတ္ဘူး

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              နက္ဖန္က် စိမ္းေနပါေစေတာ္ ေရးခ်က္ေတြကေတာ႔ 😊ဟြင္း ဟြင္း

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              ဟီးးးးး လက္ညိဴးတစ္ေခ်ာင္းဆထာင္ျပတာကိုးဂ်

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                ​ေရးခ်က္​​ေတြကလည္​း လန္​ထြက္​ ​ေနတာပဲ ကၿငိမ္​း​ေမာင္​​ေရ.....။

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                    ·  7 years ago (edited)

                  ေတာ္ကလည္း ကဲ ကို ကဲတယ္ လာခဲ့

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                    ,ငင္​့😨

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                      မိုက္​တယ္​...​​ေရးထားတာ...ခ္​ခ္​ခ္​

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                          ေမာ္ဒန္ စကားေျပလားဗ်
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                            ဘာလဲေတာ့သိဘူး ေရးတက္သလိုေရးထားတာအကိုေရ

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                              ‌ေရးခ်က္‌က လန္‌ထြက္‌။

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                                မိုက္​တယ္​ အ​ေရးသားက ရက္​စ္​ အတိုင္​းဘဲ

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                                  ရက္ပ္ေရးထားတာပါဆိုဂ်ာဟီးးးး

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                                    Steem ေတြ ေစ်းက်ေတာ့ ဘယ္သူ႔ကိုမွလည္း အျဖဴမျမင္ေတာ့တာလားဗ်

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                                      ဟုတ္တယ္ဆို ဟီးးးးးး

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                                        အခုစိမ္းေနပါတယ္ဗ်ာ

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                                          ေၾသာ္ လန္းခ်က္ ဒါနဲ႕ ဘာလို႔ လိုက္ဆဲနာလဲဟင္

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                                            ေမာ္ဒယ္၀တၳဳလားကိုကိုရယ္

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                                              ဟီးဟီး ေရးထားတာလန္ထြက္နာဘဲ

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                                                စကားေျပာဆန္ဆန္ေလးေရးထားတာေကာင္းပါတယ္အစ္ကုိ။မိန္းမကုိေတာ့ ဦးစားေပးတယ္ေနာ္။cypro ကေတာ့ ေစ်းတက္လုိက္ က်လုိက္ျဖစ္ေနအုံးမွာပါပဲ။မနက္ျဖန္ျပန္ျကည့္ရင္ စိမ္းေနတာေလးေတြ႔ ပါေစလုိ႔ဆုေတာင္းလုိက္ပါတယ္အစ္ကုိ

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                                                  အျမဲစိမ္းေနေအာင္း ဖုန္းစကင္အစိမ္းေရာ္သုတ္ထားလိုက္ပီ

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