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in naturalmedicine •  6 years ago  (edited)

Morning folks,

So this is an entry into the Natural Medicine - "Love it Up" Contest. in which we are invited to share any and all things related to love and the loving... Recipes, potions, lifestyle, you name it... So ofcourse I'm going to inundate you with such things, as the lovin's are my favourite thing of all...

First things first, a shoutout to the folks over at @canna-curate, as this one involves them.

GREEN DRAGON...

also known as Cold-brewed Cannabis Tincture.

greendragon.jpgCredit: https://wallpapercave.com/

The libidinal effects of cannabis are very well known. Effectively, cannabis incites temporary hypomania, as it magnifies somatic sensory imputs of all types. Subtlety is preferred, as too strong a dose can be debilitating. But if you get a mild dose, WATCH OUT, as you will be ready to lay waste to the planet... That's been my experience, at least. Good times. <3

Green Dragon is astoundingly easy to make, as the psychotropic contents are alcohol-soluble. A number of recipes are available Here.


Sweat.


self.com

The worst kept secret in the world is that sweat is extremely arousing to pretty much everyone on the planet (not to mention Aunt Lili's chosen sacrament.) Why?

Because as lovely beasts, we have been blessed to enjoy exercise of all sorts, and the sight of a shiny, sweaty beast makes us happy. The smell ain't so bad either, whether you want to admit it or not. There is however a caveat to this, as stale sweat is generally a massive turn off. The neurophysical reasons for this are a bit complex, but effectively, stinky folks are repellent. Therefore, remember the old adage...

There's no time for hygiene like Right Now...


And now a history lesson:

Ever wonder why the common parlance for sexual arousal is Horny? Why promiscous men are called (stud) Bulls? Why older pornos were called STAG-films?

It's because since time immemorial, Horns have been a sign of masculine sexuality, and sexuality in general. And in a surprise to precisely nobody, the big three Abrahamic religions demonized Horns because they pretty much hate all sexuality, especially yours... Jerks.


Photo by kinsey on Unsplash

And the mention of horns brings me to my last entry for the moment.

DEVIL MUSIC

Humans love throwing on some proper metal and breaking furniture... it's an age old tradition and I doubt I have to convince anyone of that fact. Perhaps it's the heavy bass, perhaps the wailing guitars, but everything about metal invokes wild dancing, howls to the night, and the carthasis of celebrating the glorious beast that you call home. <3

This is one of my favourite bands of late, a part of the Witch Metal movement in central europe.

If this doesn't make you want to cause some trouble... Go Home.

Love to the Loving,

Silas Danois

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Ah.. I see you take Widdershins to an appropriate extenct... #wewillbewatchingyou

@jonyoudyer @yestermorrow I was hoping someone was gonna do a canna love post entry or two... @jonyouder steem prize now up to 40 so share in your tribe if you like xxx

Well.. metal is never going to make me get my horn on but I'm all for dancing naked with Pan!

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Thanks for the shoutout in such a cool post! The devils note is the coolest one 😉

You're very welcome. Join in the fun!! :)

I recall a green fairy growing up😋

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Heh... "growing"... >;P

This is great! On point.

Thanks. 🙂

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Nailed it..love the guitar intro of the 2nd one, i could listen to those.
Old sweat is definitely a no-no.

Honey, you ain't just whistling dixie... Even just a dip in a lake under moonlight while a bonfire rages nearby is a very good idea if you're a bit stale...

That's probably the best way to wash it off🤣😂

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Oh yeahhhhhh...... Witch Metal... I love it. Obviously all inspired from early Sabbath and Uriah Heep.
"Wicked" track. Wasn't too keen on the lyrics, but love their sound. Very old-school.

I gotta say when I used to smoke, I never had any libido — it had the opposite effect actually. I call that time in my life "the virgin years".... LOL..!!

It doesn't hit everyone the same... but being bipolar, I can easily recognize how it unlocks my hyper-sexuality (thankfully temporarily, as I have to take meds to keep it down to a dull roar...) I don't smoke often, cause the shit on the streets is just too powerful nowadays. But every once in a while..

<3

Oh yeah, and trust me.. You want this.

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