Wild Hog Roast!
You never know who you will meet. At first I did a double take, thinking it was a joke of some kind or made of plastic. Then it was moving.
Concerned my iPhone could get eaten any moment
"If you didn't bring treats then you must scratch my head to pass"
Ok, scratch head
Curious thing, smarter than most dogs I've met lately. Knew when I was getting in the car and leaving, turned it's back on me and ran away like it was crying how I better bring treats next time. See you next time, little pig. I think I might have to become a fruit veg and fish only person soon.