My NDJT episode 2 entry: Some more truths, no more lies

in ndjt •  7 years ago  (edited)

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Welcome to the second season, as usual I have to participate as a guinea pig, sorry I meant test subject...lol, not totally willingly if I might add. Well the contest is fun and promotes community unity and engagement, so I have to support.
Don't mind the merry go round I have put you all on, I am trying to avoid the inevitable, without further ado, here goes

The NDJT second entry

At what age did you have your first kiss?

  • Well I had my first kiss in my early teenage years, I think it was preteen years, no early teenage years (about 13 years old)

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

  • A gift is never really cheap as long as it comes from the heart. A gift of twenty naira has more value if it was given from the little or nothing available than a gift of one million given from abundance, but one million big sha o...lol

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

  • The most expensive gift I ever received was unconditional love and faithfulness from you know who (I tend not to get too attached to material things.) If I was to list something physical, well @mimy still holds that record for that, won't tell you what it is lest she kills me, let your imagination be the judge.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

  • Well depends, I could barb skin and won't need any comb and still have a watch. I could also buy a watch and a brush (cheat code alert). But in all sincerity, I could do without the watch.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

  • Well, my ideal woman has to be stubborn and calm, annoying and lovely, caring and... God conscious and crazy, guess what? I could go on and at the end, I'll still end up describing @mimy... So the answer is @mimy is the answer, because while you were busy reading the list, I was describing @mimy.

What would you do with one million naira.

  • Business and investments.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

  • I really don't care about the virginity status because I believe in getting to know the individual not the virginity status. Would you rather have a non responsive virgin in bed who is simply off or a non virgin who gives you the taste of paradise and has the wife qualities? I guess you have your answer. TBH, sexual compatibility matters a lot in marriage.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Guys:

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

  • When you are in bed, say your prayer before you go to sleep because it shows you love God although we know some Christians suck at praying and prefer sex talks instead.

What virtue do you think is your greatest asset?

  • When you say asset, you really don't wanna know what comes to mind, my greatest asset is my being.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRON BACK and CENTER

  • I think @mimy was high when she chose this theme, perhaps she didn't read the warning labels on my canned drink before drinking...lol, that's my interpretation, come and beat me.

One thing you learnt from NDJT episode 1

  • A lot of people think about sex a lot.


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dude you are really crazy but you don't look it.. lol.. I read the first and now the second episode, and I think you have a wonderful personality..

Really? No wonder my doctor said na rope remain for my case...lol

Holy Moses.... The gods have run away from your case fa

When you are in bed, say your prayer before you go to sleep because it shows you love God although we know some Christians suck at praying and prefer sex talks instead.

This is probably the most well constructed part in all the entries i have read. I cant believe ladies think of sex too. 😊😊
I like your virgin list.

Izz like konji is doing you...lol

Hmmmm which virgin list, the one that is filled up with mothers

As in, this is so nice..... I can almost scream.

Please don't scream, before vigilante will carry me join body

Please let her scream, I want a ride at the back of a police van...

So many lies here brov😅

Proof or I don't believe it

Lol 😂

Omo, people dey bad sha.. "preteen"

@pearlumie (my son, go and read your books)

What now? 😔

😂😂

What happened to preteen?

You've been giving girls level na... With the kisses and everything..😂

Hahahhahahhahahhahaah feel your pain bro

Lol. You're so right!

Lol. You're so right!

Or am I?? hehehe

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
@sweetestglo-eu (don't ask me questions)

Issorite. Lemme coman be going :)

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Am behind you please

Lemme coman be going :)

Legs going forward, head going backwards is how to do it

One huge secret that the whole steemit community now know..😭😭😖

I'm right in front of your back bro..

Somehow almost your entire virgin list is filled with non virgins😂

Wehdone sir

I should give this challenge a shot. I have some rather dark ways I could arrange those words into a sentence... 😈

Somehow almost your entire virgin list is filled with non virgins😂

Your proof please? hehehe

The walls have ears...and more importantly, the power to ⛳ 😅

Please 'speak' for yaself... 😂

Looking forward to that sentence

Hahaha. I find this piece very interesting, many issues packed in one. I love the virginity aspect for the ladies and your description of ideal lady. Thanks for sharing, you are quite humorous.

Thank you o.....

This is fun, I think this community is filled with lovely people. Yeah, I'm in the right place

Yes o, lovely and crazy...

You are crazy @ehiboss. It's like you don't know I have been a nun from the womb?

Nice but wrong construction.

Ayam in my house oya come and beat me.

Clears throat

Wow, interesting , feels like I should rewrite mine

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
Its very funny though at the same time very informative especially it shows me the value of being virgin..hahaha

Good job @ehiboss the big uncle.
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lol, very funny @ehiboss u no go kill person o
really interesting

Boss boss i have upvoted nii....lemme kum and be going,what will i say again. They af kolet all my talk and talk it finish before i arrive. Thumbs up @ehiboss

Lmao bravo bravo!!
your sentence didn't have BIBLE tho. I was waiting for someone to try not to sound sexual on that question. It seems so difficult not to.😔
Nice post, I upvoted & followed you on Twitter bro.🙏

Chi see exposing on a big time level, the wind shall blow and we have seen the anus of the fowl

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AFEFE TI FE ATI RI FURO ADIYE @josediccus it s sweeter in yoruba😁

U will not kee @mimy in this life lol

One thing you learnt from ndgt episode one
People think about sex alot😂😂😂
I nor join o, clean mind😎...weldone boss

Hahahahahaha......... Lol.......

You are not serious in the voice of a girl in love.... Lol.

Wow...... Great construction with those words.... I give you 98% for that.

I love this already but whats the virgin smell? I don't even know whether I am or not? 😂😂😂😂

Interesting post,I couldn't take my eyes off it, till I read the last word. Thanks for sharing @ehiboss

Did I just read "virgin smell", my God!!! 😂😂😂😂

Illuminatus virgin? Lol if a corpse hear this, it will wake up

Nigga why

it is simply because that Is a big fat lie

You're so worst..

Interesting

I've been reading about this contest since a couple of minutes. Could you please me what it's all about?

Meanwhile, I love the truths you revealed about yourself up there.

I'm a new member of steemit. I made my first #introduceyourslf post few minutes ago. You can check it out here:

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@easymade/introducing-myself-life-of-a-new-nigerian-on-steemit-what-s-wrong-with-us-blacks

You just told my secret to the whole world... 😌 Lol, even hubby knows now.. 😔🙆

Even illuminatus will question himself..

This one got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😭😂😂

@fisteganos (dude has the virgin smell)

I almost cried when I saw that one too

Bros abeg continue...
This one off me

@fisteganos (dude has the virgin smell)

Nice one man

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i agree to fi been a virgin

@ehiboss bad guy

@ehiboss i must confess i love your episode, cus its real and reading through was fun for me. Only question i wanna know is are u crushing on @mimy Or what?

This was🔥👌

This one is stroooong