My entry for the "No dare, just truth" contest by @mimy

Being a prodigal Steemian has no advantages, here I am nominated for a contest by @preciousimo and I honestly have no idea.
Still! I'm a Nigerian and I never run from a challenge.. to think that I participated in the Lagos Marathon that year with my toothpick legs. Five minutes after the race started there were tears in my eyes, Evil! I jejely found my way out of the road.
So back to the truth contest by @mimy, I'll be answering questions, my answers would be in the parenthesis.
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
(my steemit payout....lol)
Funny part of the opposite sex you like?
(Eyes, they say the eye is the window to the soul or sth like that)
Who is your steemit crush?
(@noneyet)
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
(Made a post that was nsfw, that post was bhheeddd!!)
Works of two steemians that I doff my hat for?
( @mimy @fisteganos)
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with?
(@noneyet)
What are the names of the first three steemian's blog you visit?
( @fisteganos I'm still new )
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
( @david)
What do you wish you can write on steemit but can't?
(stories from the other room)
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?
(I'd live here blank for now)
Names of 3 handsome guys and 3 beautiful girls I know on steemit?
(guys- @fisteganos @detan @hpabiola)
(ladies- @mosunomotunde @adedoyinwealth,@ibukun)
Name of two followers who get low payouts but have good contents.
( @esther-may, @esther-may *tears in my eyes)
Name of two followers who get good payouts?
( @surpassinggoogle , @fisteganos)
Given an opportunity to say one word to @Ned, what would it be?
(Chairman!!!)
I nominate @ibukun and @preciousimo to participate in this contest.
*The End

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