My entry:NDJT episode 2

So I came across this contest by @mimy which I must say sounds funny but also interesting, and decided to join,not just for the cash price,buh also for fun.

Here goes everything

At what age did you have your first kiss?""
At 15,he was my next door neighbor,he knew I had a thing for him.it was late one night and I had gone out to get fresh air,he pulled me to the dark and kissed me deeply.it was mind blowing and hot too

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
A sock,in school id always wear double socks because i easily get cold.we had just finished out WAEC and we made a deal to give the people we would miss gifts,wanted to know who would get the most,my seat mate had bought a sock,put it in a phone pack and wrapped it,u should see my joy when i tore the wrapper only to find a sock in it.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
A wrist watch,

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for five days days. You can only go with one.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

I would rather go without makeup,I love my brassiere to death,am busty and can't effort to have my titties saying hello to everyone,or people staring at them

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
Ummm,lol,smart ass men.yeah with a very good sense of humor cause I play alot

What would you do with one million naira
investment.I'll invest into a very profitable venture

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
lol no,I can't do that.am wild and I need someone who is worse than I am

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit
Sorry guys,just a game
Guys @ifioklee @gidionline @destinysaid
Girls @itoroarchibong @vheobong @evelyniroh

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
Deep in prayer,my bible to my bossom,head bowed to the bed,i kept reminiscing on the sweet love we made,the way you suck and sex my body got me yearning for more.I hope God forgives me.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
my forgiving nature
One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
Did not participate

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
Another way of bringing out the crazyness stored deep down inside of you.