My Truth

Hi everyone, hope your weekend is as awesome as mine? Here is my entry for the competition mytruth
Have fun as you read as I am promising to say the truth and nothing but the truth.

Qst 1
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eyes?
Ans
onions

Qst 2
What is the most weird thing you love?
Ans
taking goldenmourn when i cannot cook

Qst 3
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Ans
deep voice.lol

Qst
Who is your steemit crush?

Ans
Am not the type that crushes on people. But my steemit crush is @gptins

Qst
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Ans
Following 200 people in less than 20 minutes.

Qst
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

Ans
@ejemai @gptins

Qst
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

Ans
@phenomenagospel

Qst
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visited?

Ans
@gptins @luzcipher @onequality

Qst
Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@peacezo but i hope to become better each day

Qst
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

Ans
Issues of Infant Rape in Nigeria

Qst
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@surpassinggoogle, give him a warm hug.

Qst
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

Ans
Ladies: @perculiarerhis @phunke

Guys: @gptins @obafems @phenomenalgospel

Qst
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

Ans
Steemit father: @ejemai
Steemit mother: @phunke
Steemit daughter: @perculiarerhis
Steemit son: @obafems

Qst
Names of two followers who get low payouts but decent work

Ans
@phenomenalgospel @offoremmanuel

Qst
Names of two followers who get good payout

Not sure I have any yet, winks.

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

Twualle! One word too short na. I for say share the STEEM

Nominating @gptins @phenomenalgospel

To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination

If you actually smiled or frowned or even if you are indifferent while reading my truth go and upvote, comment and follow Biko. One love guys!