What white-collar crime should I commit today?

in need •  8 years ago 

My supervisor asked me Veteran's day, when I was retiring. So I was thinking, how does this help me, the sole bread winner in a household of five?

I got my assurances from her superior, who gave me the big, fat corporate disclaimer: we have no plans to retire you, but we understand if you have to look after your future needs by ending this chapter of your life. So I thought, (see above).

In the state of Georgia, there's a $5 driver's license replacement fee and an $8 title replacement fee. I keep forgetting my driver's license somewhere; one time it sat in the corner Shell station 3-6 months, while I was still working at Ruby's.

I thought, I need ten title replacements from ten, separate DMV's ($80) and ten title pawns ($9,000) from ten title places which keep popping up all over Atlanta. Then I can file chapter seven again, once I cash the checks.

Don't worry. It'll never happen; my truck's title is in my wife's name. She'll never agree to it.

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