Double Bear brings Neoxian City to a standstill.

Earlier this week Neoxian City ground to a halt as Double Bear spent more than an hour just before dinner-time being naughty. Innocent bystanders were reported to run to their nearest safe space in hope to delete what they had saw and heard from their minds. The sight was truly not for anyone easily offended.

Citizen Xawi had this to say about the incident:

With me being innocent and all, my innocent little mind couldn't handle all that non-innocentness. I totally didn't know what to do. I had to get my shield of innocence to protect me from that horrid bear-man. I'm innocent, didn't you know that?

Sadly no-one else was left on ground zero to take any notes. But our reporters learned a thing or two!

Trincowski touts for communism

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In a bold move, citizen Trincowski and a few of his followers protested at the dragon gates hoping for more communist policies to be passed down from above.

Capitalism is just another way of the poor giving to the rich. We want the rich to give us an equal share. Down with owning it all.

In a show of leading by example before his protest, Trincowski began with distributing his nearly 6000 steem power to everyone so that people have a better equal share.

Axeman excited to curate tits and not just photo them.

Now that axeman is one of the city curators he is now excited to begin curating tits too.

It's boring sometimes you know? A lot of people say they'd love my job; sitting there, getting super sexy women naked and then keeping those pictures for my private wan... er portfolio. Now I get to sit there and sift through hundreds of them! Big tits, small tits, fluffy tits - it's awesome

Axeman did ask to curate everyday because he just loves looking at tits, but we had to put on the breaks as other people have to curate too.

Gerber creates largest pyramid known to man.

Sometime last week, Citizen Gerber created the largest known pyramid out of cubes on our Neoxian City server. Excited about breaking the server and giving admins a headache, gerber commented:

It was amazing man; with the last pyramid I tried to create it nearly covered half the world. Let that sink in. That's 32,000 cubes of a pyramid. That would have made Dragonspeaks cry. I like making him cry sometimes. This one was as high as the clouds and was as wide as raymondspeaks' belly. Fantastic

Luckily there was a world-backup else gerber would have been punching those out by hand!

Mega-uber-whale Scipio crashes Neoxag market

In a move that will be known as the month the recession took hold, black November, Citizen Scipio powered down his enormous neoxag stake and crashed the market to nothing.

Previously, he'd been buying up stake with all that whale-level amount of btc he owns, but now his interests lay elsewhere and has decided to cash out on neoxag, which is not good news for us.

We asked him for comment:

Well, you know, my interests lay in whaleshares. So I had to cash out. There's nothing for me here in Neoxian City; there's so much more over at whaleshares I can do, like argue constantly and beat those worthless mods over the head with a stick. I can't do that over here. Far too organised for my liking. Sorry to all those with stake.

We're expecting a monthly enormous battering of the market for a further 12 weeks.