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in neoxian •  5 years ago 

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Things that are named incorrectly:

  1. cheetah bot ... it's so slow that a plagiarized post will receive a payout Before being evaluated and downvoted for plagiarism.

  2. Libra coin ... it has nothing whatsoever to do with Freedom.

  3. Pound cake ... while there is a pound of butter in the recipe, it adds at least 3 pounds on my scale after eating it.

  4. This post ... ummm... yeah.

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