THE BRO CODE (TOP 10)

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  1. BROS BEFORE HOES- A 'HOE' IS DEFINED AS ANY WOMEN THAT IS NOT YOUR WIFE OR DIRECT FAMILY.
  2. BROS DO NOT SHARE DESSERT.
  3. A BRO IS HONOUR-BOUND TO AID HIS BROS WITH DIY AND MOVING HOUSE.
  4. A BRO SHALL NOT GAZE AT A NAKED BRO.
  5. A BRO IS ALWAYS ALLOWED TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AS LONG AS HIS BROS ARE DOING IT.
  6. A BRO WILL NOT SLEEP WITH ANOTHER BRO’S SISTER. HOWEVER, A BRO IS ALLOWED TO BE VOCAL ABOUT HER LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS.
  7. EVEN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH A BRO NEVER PUNCHES ANOTHER BRO IN THE GROIN.
  8. A BRO WILL MAKE ANY AND ALL EFFORT TO PROVIDE HIS BRO WITH A CONDOM WHEN THEY SCORE.
  9. BROS START AT LEAST ONE FIRE A YEAR.
  10. IF A BRO ASKS ANOTHER BRO TO KEEP A SECRET HE SHALL TAKE THAT SECRET TO HIS GRAVE.

AND A BONUS
THE MUM OF A BRO IS ALWAYS OFF-LIMITS. AND I MEAN ALWAYS..

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    7.i don't agree. It's allowed if you are a real bro!

    1. IF,. A huge man sized IF.

    And you can chill about point 6. 🤣😂😂 But i mean it might be ok if the sis is interested. Right? 😝😝

    You went way too over board with the bonus point, i guess! 😛😛

    Nice post , enjoyed it!
    #brocode

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        ·  7 years ago 

      yeah the bonus was over board but its true tho..

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            Thank you

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