a very exhausting day
boy, am i tired
7 years ago by markhinnebusch (26)
boy, am i tired
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Lousy stinking radicals,' he opines,figure the law is there for you to hide behind... Well, the law isn't there for you to hide behind, it's there for us to hide behind... the good and law-abiding people of this great city-state.' His fists are like twin sledgehammers dealing out pure and righteous justice...You're either with us or against us, vermin... That's what freedom's all about.' His roach-sense floods the room... ping! ping! ping! And detects the presence of a heavily unarmed malcontent...Taste boot, scum...'Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
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