Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 5

in newbiegames •  6 years ago 

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 4 thanks to the help of a trusty voting slider, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

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Week 4 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

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There were 21 entries in Week 4! Here they are in vote count order:

ContestantAnswerLink
@bengyHistoryArticle
@kingzerotwo short stories and a dictionary on the jargon of management and consultancy.Article
@ropaga79 athletes from 8 countriesArticle
@blockuratorAn undiagnosed conditionArticle
@mrzurkontop Los Angeles session musicians including Leon Russell, James Burton, Glen Campbell, and David GatesArticle
@muscarathe 380 kV Dutch high‑voltage grid.Article
@creativetruthGirls, young men, guests, neighbour womenArticle
@sparkesy43special events, including Super Bowl XLArticle
@isarmoeweA Moth.Article
@rentmoneyboobies ...Article
@iamjadelineSix elevated Station at Panama.Article
@fromagea very slender and very aerodynamic drag coefficient of Cd0.28Article
@hyperboleWikipediaArticle
@mimismartypantsEulalio GonzálezArticle
@brammdala drug of recreational useArticle
@bidesignCryptoKittiesArticle
@a0ia character who's in a fairly pitiful position of being aware that he's not as happy as he once was, but not being sure what to do about it.Article
@sarezThe 1.54mtr Bojangles in Saint-Gervais-les-BainsArticle
@corpsvaluescommerce, patents, post offices and post roads.Article
@ilsaione.Mountain JamArticle
@dennis.bacchusDoctor LoveArticle

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Week 4 Winners

Another fantastic week of entries with some real laugh out loud finds! But there can only be one top pick...

My Personal Favorite

I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
a drug of recreational use

by @brammdal. Congratulations! What a great find on a truly random article that hit my sense of humor perfectly. Great digging, well done, and welcome!

The Crowd Favorite

There were two entries tied with 5 votes each. By coin toss, this week's crowd favorite is:
I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
History

by @bengy. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
Mountain Jam

by @ilsaione. Congratulations!

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Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

  1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
  2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
  3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be three lines: your first word(s), your second word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
  4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
  5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

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This Week's Prompt

This week's prompt comes courtesy of @fromage, who wants to hear your revision of the famous quote from Oppenheimer.

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My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

police
Community
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latani,_Dhanbad

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Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

  1. One share to my own personal favorite
  2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
  3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

I am become _______, destroyer of _______.

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@dollarsandsense,

I didn't know you were running this contest. It looks fun. Obviously, I need to update my GinaBot settings. Sorry for missing it. I promise to do better. :-)

Quill

Congrats to the winners!! Here's my entry for this week!!

Snow Harp
16 Nations
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-country_skiing_at_the_1998_Winter_Olympics_–Women%27s_4×_5_kilometre_relay

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Sounds like a plot gimmick from Game of Thrones :P

Lol totes!! 16 Nations later and im chilling out at kings landing bored out of my mind!! 😉

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Death by GPS
hazardous conditions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_GPS

That's what happens when you use Apple Maps.

the 'queen of knitting'
Euclidean geometry*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Zimmermann

*the lady invented the "moebius scarf"
Random articles are often surprisingly interesting.

Hah, that sounds like the basis of some weird avant-garde sci-fi novel.

I would read it.

Budičina

Time zone(s)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donja_Budičina

The random wiki generator hats me... I keep getting tiny articles!

Haha, how would one even destroy a time zone? Like, just got rid of it through the bureaucracy? Haha, poor Bengy with his stubby articles.

Yep, definitely below average length there...

Haha oh so this is a thing now? My very first Steemit inside joke, yay!

2017 IPSC Handgun World Shoot
The 2017 IPSC Handgun World Shoot XVIII was the 18th IPSC Handgun World Shoot held at the new National Shooting Center in Châteauroux, France during the end of August and start of September. There were 30 stages divided into 5 areas, with each area being named after and having themes from one of the 5 continents Africa, Asia, America, Australia or Europe.

Thank goodness silver made it out alive.

Congrats to all winners.

And thank you once again for this contest. Really fun. I've got lucky this time, so I think... First round was invalid short link or we called it stub. Second round was awesome.

Surgeon
Hair-containing cyst
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_U._Bascom#/random

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Yes! This one is perfect :) Shortlisting for sure.

Don't even think about destroying music. I can't sit in silence with strangers for the rest of my life.

Please, don't 'cause you'd destroy me. I became the music to destroy some random nations :D

If you listen to their actual music it looks like they are doing a good job at it themselves ! 😂😂

a specific person

United States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barzilay

(What an unlucky pick. But it links to interesting persons' biographies.)

Well, a specific person really is destroying the United States, so I wouldn't say it's that unlucky :P

He certainly is but whether he's doing that alone might lead to a longer discussion.

It was not that easy to choose words from that stub.

Barzilay
Barzilay is a surname. Notable people by that name include:

Judith M. Barzilay (born 1944), United States judge.
Dvorah Barzilay-Yegar (born 1933), Israeli historian.
Regina Barzilay (born 1971), professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Congrats to the winners! :)

Music
Belgium, Switzerland, Canada, and North Africa.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Dens#/random

Haha, that is a strange grouping of countries, but I like it :)

Eesh, I guess just about anyone can get their own Wikipedia article these days, eh? "He competed." Hahaha.

Which one? Bezos? Zuckerman? :P

I am become "the 44th worst game of all time," destroyer of "guttural voice acting"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(video_game)

Haha, reminds me of the terrible voice effects in the 8-Bit generation.

I am become a boxer, destroyer of country.

Not much, but I didn't have a lot to work with:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Tkachenko_(boxer)

It happens. I pictured the dog breed and it was funnier that way :P

Also, for some reason, the link does not get you to the proper page, just to the list and you need to choose the last option (the boxer) to see the article that I worked with.

Nakasero
103 guest rooms, a swimming pool, two restaurants, two bars, a shopping arcade, and a gymnasium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Imperial_Hotel

Mr. Nakasero needs to stop throwing wild parties.

Or Nakasero could be one of the more unknown Japanese monsters - third cousin twice removed of Godzilla...

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Another interesting biography :)

Pretty spot on... You can't shop online anywhere these days...

I really want to play this game, but I have no friends xD

Here are the words I got:
I am become American, destroyer of Human Rights.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_human_rights_regimes

Yikes, too real, too real!

To be fair, us Americans are in at least third place when it comes to that.

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That would make for an easy summary post next week, that's for sure :P

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