Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 5

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 4 thanks to the help of a trusty voting slider, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 4 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 21 entries in Week 4! Here they are in vote count order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@bengy	History	Article
@kingzero	two short stories and a dictionary on the jargon of management and consultancy.	Article
@ropaga	79 athletes from 8 countries	Article
@blockurator	An undiagnosed condition	Article
@mrzurkon	top Los Angeles session musicians including Leon Russell, James Burton, Glen Campbell, and David Gates	Article
@muscara	the 380 kV Dutch high‑voltage grid.	Article
@creativetruth	Girls, young men, guests, neighbour women	Article
@sparkesy43	special events, including Super Bowl XL	Article
@isarmoewe	A Moth.	Article
@rentmoney	boobies ...	Article
@iamjadeline	Six elevated Station at Panama.	Article
@fromage	a very slender and very aerodynamic drag coefficient of Cd0.28	Article
@hyperbole	Wikipedia	Article
@mimismartypants	Eulalio González	Article
@brammdal	a drug of recreational use	Article
@bidesign	CryptoKitties	Article
@a0i	a character who's in a fairly pitiful position of being aware that he's not as happy as he once was, but not being sure what to do about it.	Article
@sarez	The 1.54mtr Bojangles in Saint-Gervais-les-Bains	Article
@corpsvalues	commerce, patents, post offices and post roads.	Article
@ilsaione.	Mountain Jam	Article
@dennis.bacchus	Doctor Love	Article

Week 4 Winners

Another fantastic week of entries with some real laugh out loud finds! But there can only be one top pick...

My Personal Favorite

I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
a drug of recreational use

by @brammdal. Congratulations! What a great find on a truly random article that hit my sense of humor perfectly. Great digging, well done, and welcome!

The Crowd Favorite

There were two entries tied with 5 votes each. By coin toss, this week's crowd favorite is:
I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
History

by @bengy. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with
Mountain Jam

by @ilsaione. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be three lines: your first word(s), your second word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

This Week's Prompt

This week's prompt comes courtesy of @fromage, who wants to hear your revision of the famous quote from Oppenheimer.

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

police
Community
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latani,_Dhanbad

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

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