Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer Game 6

in newbiegames •  6 years ago  (edited)

This contest was allot of fun last time and we got allot of great entries so why not do it again. In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.


A couple examples on how to play :


Question : What is 2 + 2 ?

My Answer : 22



Question :Is the sun hot ?

My Answer: No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.

Rules

  • Place a dumb question in the comment section.
  • If you see a stupid question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.

Prizes :


  • 1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.

  • 1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.

  • Random participants will receive a Free Steem-Monster Card.


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How many lemons does it take to power a nuclear submarine?!

Just one ..... the person operating it.

Well then, how many nuclear submarines to power a lemon!?

Two, for a uniform tan!

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes but is normal, We should only be worried when the woods start shitting in bears.

Why some people choose to make art on a human skin, instead of a canvas?

Because some artist are lonely and canvases don't talk back.

Why is the Grumpy Dwarf grumpy?

Dopey stole his girlfriend.

If you jump, why does the earth jump too so you are again standing on it?

The Earth isn't jumping, it makes a complete circle so that when you land you are in the same spot.

What is the color from Napoleon's white horse?

White, Pink and chocolate.

There's no color, it's a concept.

Is there death after life?

It is known ....

And life, to death?

It is also known ....

How much hair does a dolphin have?

Each dolphin normally has 2-3 hares each. They use them as servants.

And the hare's salary is good?

Sadly they are forced into this labor as slaves.

And what do they pay him for?

Because he is big and they are small.

Why is everything together written separately and separately is everything written together?

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Why are pandas black and white?

No, they are white and black.

😂 good one

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if the flowers are red, where is rebecca?

In the field Picking the flowers.

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

Hey, bonus bad joke:

A gopher scurried up to an exclusive, high-society golf course. It was known as a gathering hub for the descendants of Southern gentry and other sophisticated folks. $100,000 annual membership and $250 fee for a round. The gopher had come to scrounge up some table scraps the guests often left behind, but he stopped at the unusual sight of an oil barrel sitting a few yards away from the entrance. The barrel looked sad. The gopher approached.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Waiting for my ride," the barrel answered.

"What happened?"

The oil barrel started to sniffle. "I got kicked out of the golf club!"

"Why? What happened?"

The oil barrel started to cry. "They said I was crude!"

I often wondered the same and did some research and found out that there was a mistake in naming the oil substance. It was suppose to be called babe oil but the creator of the label mistakenly spelled it baby on the label and it has stuck ever since.

Amazing sleuthing there!

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?

No, I normally go to interviews in my birthday suit.

Good idea but what if my birthday suit doesn't fit anymore?

Use one that belongs to someone else ????

Ever hear of a guy named Hannibal Lecter?

Hello Clarice ......

I go there naked.

why brazilian people are so freak? (i'm brazilian ^^)

Because I am Russian))

Because being "normal" is boring.

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Why do Russians come here?

For answers ....

which animal bit the spider man?

As legend has it a contaminated human bit a spider. Thus causing a mutation between the two. The spider then was given human like traits thus the legend of spider-man begun.

IS Discord Vegan?

Only when people are looking.

Do professional swimmers sweat when they are training under water?

No only the amateur swimmers sweat underwater.

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Where is the Shield ?

She was running late for work and forgot it at home.

Who can get Daily Quest for Dragon Splinter?

Aggro .....

What's in the top of the eiffel tower?

Eiffel is in the the top of the tower thus the reasoning for the name Eiffel Tower.

From the your previous post

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Ehm, Beta Packs, Beta edition set, Beta edition Packs - you mean these cards will appeared in the Starter Packs?

No they will be added to the $2 booster packs after the airdrop.

So it will with packs before
and the packs after - what's the reason to messege all of this?

There are multiple reasons to inform everyone of this.

  • To announce new cards
  • To announce the airdrop and how it works
  • To announce when they will be available in purchased packs

I am not hearing anything about global warming now? Is it for the winter season?

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What was the first chicken or egg?

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Neither ....

It's looks like wrong way of evolution 🤔

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