Like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Contest Rules :

Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything. The more crazy and shocking the more likely you will win. The winner won't be decided until day 5 or day 6 of this post as to give everyone lots of time for an entry. NSFW ( not safe for work ) pictures are not allowed.

What do we win ?

I will send a bid bot to the winners comment + upvote the winner(s) myself and hopefully others will to. It's hard to predict the true value of the upvote you will receive due to price fluctuations and other factors but I estimate the upvote value for the winner(s) to be around $0.10 each. Not allot but this contest is more about everyone having fun reading all the crazy entries then it is the prize itself. If we get enough interest in this contest we will increase the prize next week. Everyone else who enters will get an upvote from me so I hope you are using @dustsweepers

What is @dustsweepers ?

A post or comment is considered to be dust if it has a value of less than $0.02. because anything less than $0.02 will not be paid out. So even if your comment is worth $0.019, at payout you will receive nothing. Zero, zilch, zip, nada, nothing!!

@dustsweeper will sweep upvote your comments on the 5th/6th day and upvote it above the $0.02 threshold so you get to collect all the rewards that were intended for you. This initiative was started by @davemccoy and @danielsaori