This is the first of my World News Summaries. I am just trying to be humoristic and funny through irony. I mean no disrespect to anyone. im not trying to insult anybody, at least not on purpose, even if i do touch sensitive matters, i'll try to restrain myself into some boundaries. If I do cross a line, I didn't do it on purpose and I am truly sorry but i'm aware that it could happen because of the nature of my posts. Thank you and feedback me.
- Leonard Cohen, canadian singer-songwriter, musician, poet, novelist and artist grandeur, died on monday 7th at age 82, to the mourn of his big follow-up and the joy of a even bigger crowd of possers that "loved him" but didn´t know a thing about him two weeks ago. Apparently, the cause of death of Cohen, a gentlemen as he was, was to make room to all the people trying to fly to Canada.
- Apparently, U.S.A. loves to grab pussy, graphic description.
- Janet Reno, U.S. Attorney General during the Clinton administration, died the same day that Leonard Cohen. She was the first woman to take the gig. She is remembered as the great AG that dealt with the Waco siege, the armed seizure of Elián González (aged 6 at the time), and for not helping during the Clinton-Lewinsky affair.
- The Nintendo NES Classic Edition was released last week. To the surprise of no one, it's a huge commercial success and have completely sold-out the current stock. Lots of zombie-like groups of people are reportedly moving from store to store. In other news, authorities are stunned that kids that used to plague everywhere with their Smartphones and apparently looking for poke-somethings, have suddenly vanished from the streets and promise to investigate the weird phenomenon.
- Leon Russell, great pianist and famous rock musician during the 1970's, died on sunday at age 72. Since he wasn't ranking high on the Hipster's Cool List, nobody cared.
