Last chance to obtain a flamethrower

in news •  7 years ago 

meet the flame thrower.JPG

It's truly the age of wonders when a civilian can obtain a flamethrower. Whether this is a good idea or not, will not be discussed in this article, but maybe some of you sane people can secure your own flamethrower, before loonies get all of them :)

A what now? A flamethrower? It all started last year, when Elon Musk announced the sale of the "most Boring hat" via the Boring company.

boring hat.JPG
Via The Boring Company

The total market cap (see what i did there) of the hats was 1 million, with 50,000 hats for sale at $20 each. The sales went quite well, but the pace really picked up in December 11th, when Musk tweeted that if the 50K hats sold out, the Boring company would start manufacturing and selling flamethrowers next. Talk of "challenge accepted". The hats sold out only in 13 days and the promise was made.

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Via Twitter

At this point, let's recap, what the heck is The Boring Company. No they're no boring at all. It's the company that drills the tunnels for underground fast travel. Musk is not the one low on innovation. But he is not the one let a market opportunity go to waste and apparently, people are running hot for the mechandise of the company, so here come the hats and the flamethrowers.

the boring company.JPG
Via The Boring Company

So, on January 28, the flamethower pre-orders made it's debut. Consider all the 50K boring hats being sold out fast, imagine how the flamethrowers will do. Musk added to the exlusivity of the product by mentioning, that the flamethrowers sales will max out at 20,000 pieces. At a price of $500 per unit, there has already been sold more than 10K of these roasting machines, which means more than 5 cool million USD in sales.

But meet the flamethrower itself:

meet the flame thrower.JPG
Via The Boring Company

On the same website, you can also pre-order a highly-priced Boring Fire Extinguisher, to go with the flamethrower. Considering the nature of the product, this might actually be a good idea.

joke.JPG
Via Twitter

But what does the ATF have to say on this? Citing Musk himself:

Musk said that the United States Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) allows any flamethrower with a flame shorter than 10 feet, and said he would be "way more scared of a steak knife."

So don't expect any World War style killing machines, rather than a glorified deodorant + a Zippo lighter. But a novelty product nevertheless and which one of us lads hasn't dreamed of owning one :)

Assemblyman Miguel Santiago, CA, on the other hand, has already issued a statement, promising to fight flamethrowers on the Streets of California.

Watch the short promo video of the flamethrower on The Boring Companys website here

Sources used in this publication:
CNBC, Techcrunch, The Verge



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i work in a machine shop and i was actually thinking about making something like this the other day but i want to be able to shoot flaming tennis balls or something along that manner

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

My 12 year old self would love one of these.

Also if Elon Musk put his name behind a Cryptocurrency that would skyrocket.

Did he ever say what was the reason for creating flamethrowers? I'm not complaining, it just seems very random. Lol. They'll end up being collector's items

Not sure, but probably the man is just savvy to cash in on merchandise to fund his other projects.

Very true. People are eating up that merch. Every "Boring" merch item is going to sell out quickly.

Yes, Elon is a good salesman...

I bought a hat from that guy, and I don't even wear hats!

As a pure carnivore doing 1kg of Steak a day, I could justify this. or I could "just a fry this baby" - love it, cooking and dishes done at 10 feet. Ho Yeah.

Haha Yes I do see what you did there mate!

Really awesome read. I never say this but in this case it's true. I literally loled at roasting machines.

Wonder what Musk has coming next. He's having too much fun!

This is on one hand both funny and scary. I do not even know what to write in the commentary .. but many people can use this flamethrower for other purposes.

I can say one thing that Ilon Mask can publish anything on his page and it will immediately start to buy up =)))

I wonder if he can publish ads for spinners on his page? =)))

I think that sales will grow many times.=)))

Thank you for the article, @furious-one!

As always, I'm interested in your expert opinion - https://steemit.com/trading/@maksym7/trading-ideas-on-wednesday-btcusd-ethusd-ltcusd-xmrusd

Thank you my dear friend!

The age of spinners is over, fortunately ;)

I'm very glad about this)))
It was just an example)

Hilarious! Musk is a marketing genius with a sense of humor! As far as stereotypes go, what grown man wouldn't want a flamethrower? I know... I know... There are a few mature, enlightened individuals who have no need or desire for such frivolity, but most guys? Most guys I know (even a couple mature, enlightened frequent meditators) would love to have this! It's a bit above my price range, otherwise it would be present for @guntotnhippie!

I saw what you did there. ;-)

Musk is a wild man, you gotta love him. He dreams something up, then makes it happen, no matter what it is! I can't wait to see what he does next. Maybe he'll get the Earth to spin backwards!

Wait! Flamethrower...steak knife...I just got a great idea for a restaurant! The gimmick could be; throw a steak up in the air, blast cook it with a flamethrower, and let the server catch it on a plate! The Patrons would love it!

I gotta go, I'm calling Elon.

thanks, your post! have a nice day.

good

Everything (nearly) Musk touches turns to Gold!

"Elon Musk's flamethrower has already made well over $3.5 million." Source: http://tcrn.ch/2FtQuOE

How will the lads that never knew it existed untill noa dresm of it....this article is really an eye opener
Thsks
Post resteemed @michaeljerry0

It's got electrolytes.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

not ak47 or mk47 but looking good

Doesn't every man need this?😂

Leej here from FB.

Nice post, very useful for me. Thanks

That is awesome! Impractical to own but very awesome none the less.