RE: BREAKING NEWS: Biotech Giant BAYER to acquire Monsanto in $57-BILLION deal! Largest takeover ever in German history.

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BREAKING NEWS: Biotech Giant BAYER to acquire Monsanto in $57-BILLION deal! Largest takeover ever in German history.

in news •  8 years ago 

Monsanto Exec (to employee): I have some good news and bad news.
Monsanto Employee: Give me the good news first.
Monsanto Exec: Our company is getting acquired for billions!!
Monsanto Employee: Wow, that's great. Nothing could ruin my day after such good news, boss.
Monsanto Exec: We won't be needing you anymore (hands out pink slip).
Monsanto Employee: (drops dead).

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