Georgia Superior Court Judge gets trolled by murder suspect.

Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham Jr. "Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer."

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Why don't you do that right now?

Defendant Denver Fenton Allen attempts to ask Judge Bryant Durham Jr. for new legal representation. He was apparently dissatisfied with the Public Defender assigned to him. The conversation quickly devolves into what the Defendant describes as a "Kangaroo Court".

Official court transcript of the hearing read by Rick and Morty courtesy AdultSwim.

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Transcripts:

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The players:

Judge Bryant Durham Jr.,	Murder defendant Denver Fenton Allen,
Courtesy Rome News-Tribune	FLOYD COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

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Quotes:

Denver Fenton Allen:

"Can we get a court order to get my d*** ****** sir?
"I jack on white boys"
“I’ll cut your children up into pieces,”
“I’ll knock their brains out with a ******* hammer and feed them to you. "
"The babies will be going, ‘Daddy, daddy, help me.’”
"That m*********** asked me to eat his *** for a bag of coffee."
"I'll make sure the next time I come to court I'll pull it out and J*** *** on you. "
"If you're not going to S*** my D*** I do not want to be here."

Judge Bryant Durham Jr.:

"I'll bet everybody enjoys s****** your ****"
"Your so cute, I bet all the inmates just love you to death."
"Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer."
"Why don't you do that right now?"
"Do it now, Do it now, Do it now"
"I don't care.. how many hands do you have to have to do it."
"No, No J*** *** ... come on j*** o! , j* o**! right now... yeah there getting it."
"...20 days and if you say anything else.. 40 days... 60 days.. a year.. 10 years..."

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