United Kingdom bans the word “Black”, with heavy fines and jail for offenders

In a landmark decision the United Kingdom parliament has ruled that the word “black” is a gross racist slander against those of African descent. The word “Black” is often associated with fear of the darkness. Black is used as a bad word, for example saying someone has a black heart. Also “code black” is the worst code in emergency situations. It is a shameful memory in our language of our racist past that the parliament has decided has to go. The word “black” will be replaced with “the best colour”. This will be rolled out in the education system replacing the colours being taught along with the new 50 genders guidelines. British citizens are urged to say the best colour instead of black. If there is a blackout, say “the best colour out” instead for example. It is being rolled out gradually but anyone who does not follow the new law risks getting convicted with hate speech and over 100,000 pounds in fines or a jail term.