Indulgent Steemians go too far after yesterday's ORGY of UP VOTES, and other news of truth and tooth!
No #fakenews here!
@karenmckersie in SICK animal torture!
Karen was caught on camera getting drunk with FARM ANIMALS and forcing them to DANCE TO REGGAE. We received a cache of photos but they were too DISTURBING to reprint, bar one.
The pig pictured is GERALD McFLY, recently retired decorated WAR HERO. Karen and friends, including "Old Dog" @kus-knee, coerced this RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC into a drinking game using the theme music for SEINFELD. The party ended with poetry and memes after everyone fell over.
@battleaxe REHAB BLUES!
Star power-woman @battleaxe has checked into rehab following an EARTH SHATTERING HANGOVER!
Firey firebrand AXE was seen drinking with fellow drinker DRUNK GUY on the internet videos and cats website YOUTUBE.
After having ONE TOO MANY she was found SMASHED and smashed into a police car, prompting her arrest and trip to rehab.
@fisteganos surgery MISHAP!
Well known cat-person @fisteganos 's BOTCHED CAT-JOB, files leaked and revealed. Exclusive to enquirer readers!
The Steemit ENQUIRER's spy on the scene snapped this pic, risking life and limb in the prestigious BEL AIR center for Plastic Hand Surgery. This was the perfect cover for a species changing operation.
Sources close to now literal cat-person said, "He's not pleased with the results. I'd expect to see a lawsuit in the fall". Meeow!
Where LOL stands for Look Out it's LASERS!