It's an important question as I think the results could have changed history. Yesterday I was discussing a book about Mrs. Winston Churchill. This inspired a conversation about Winston Churchill’s sex life. In Clementine Churchill's book, she talks about how Winston turned into a bit of bastard during the second the war. I’m guessing the years 1939 to 1945 were a bit dry for old Winston.
Anyway, back to Hitler's wife. As I fell down my did Eva Braun do anal shaped rabbit hole. I made an exciting discovery. It would appear like all the great dictators old Adolf liked it kinky. The Internet presented me with a story about Adolf loving it when woman took a shit on his face. I will let that sink in. Hitler loved woman shitting on his face.
This immediately reminded of the stories about Donald Trump loving it when Russian prostitutes pissed in his face. One likes poo, the other likes pee. One has stupid hair, the other a silly mustache. Is Trump the bizarro Hitler?
In my opinion, Trump looks nothing like a pervert. He looks like a man who had hair plugs made from his arse hair. But that's another blog. Hitler, on the other hand. Well, Hitler looks like a pervert. The Internet encyclopedia says as much. Just go and read any Wiki Pedia File, and you will start to see some evidence.
Speaking of Encyclopedias, Prince Andrew has been officially relieved of his royal duties. According to the British press. Her Majesty accepted his request to be retired. I think a more accurate description would be a senior royal advisor contacted the most expensive public relations officer in London and said how the fuck do we drop this shit sandwich.
Anyway, enough of the German Windsors and back to the German Hitler. Did his wife accept the Furer's sausage from the back passage? Only your comments can save me.
