What is up Internet? Guess I should start by wishing you all a happy Saturday and a happy new year! Thank the gods we’re finally out of 2020, amirite? I’m sure everything's gonna be smooth sailing from here on out! I mean, shit couldn’t possibly get any worse than that dumpster fire of a year, could it? Well, I guess we’re just gonna have to find out….
Of course, all the liberals are saying that the new year really begins on January 20th. And I’m like “Aw shit!f That’s when the Sun goes into Aquarius isn’t it? Maybe Mr. Sulu is on to something!” But no, apparently they mean that everything will start to get better after Biden becomes President, and I just fucking can’t with these people. Oh and of course we need the Dems to win the senate seats in Georgia too! Pardon me for not holding my breath. It doesn't seem to dawn on anyone that the last time the Democrats had that much control of the government the best thing the people got out of it was a Republican healthcare plan. Proposed by conservatives, written by conservatives, enacted by a Republican governor, then passed by a Democrat congress, and Democrat senate with a filibuster proof majority, signed into law by a Democrat president, and then ultimately upheld in the Supreme court by conservative justices. So pardon me if I don’t think things are going to improve with a different set of assholes running shit. Besides, it’s not like Democrats really want to win back the Senate. While I’m certainly glad I won’t have to hear about Trump every day anymore, I’m not so sure they are. I mean, now that Trump is out they need a new boogeyman. Thankfully for them they still have MItch McConnel. As long as he’s running the Senate, Democrats can pass all the progressive legislation they really don't want to, knowing full well that it will be blocked. And hey! Maybe that will prove to be a winning strategy, and they will take back the senate in 2022, at which point, they will proceed to do approximately fuck all. That’s what the whole fight over $2000 stimulus checks is about. They don’t really want to help people, they just want to look like they’re trying to help people. While they give away our money to their donors. Someone in a Facebook group said that liberals are just passive-aggressive conservatives, and I totally felt that. People are like “Hey! Can you help us not go bankrupt from medical bills? Maybe get us some pandemic relief since you shut down all our businesses. I don’t know, maybe you can dip into that bomb fund just a little bit?” and liberals are like “Oh yeah those are some great ideas. Listen, let me see what I can do and I’ll totally get back to you on that!” And then they never fucking get back to you. That’s why I hate paying taxes too. It’s not because I’m against roads or social programs. It’s because most of it just goes to set people on fire half a world away. See, I look at the government like a lot of people look at the homeless. I’m just like “Man, I want to help this government out, but I’m afraid they’re just going to take my money and spend it on murder.” And look! These two parties who hate each other and don’t agree on anything are united in solidarity to override the President’s veto of their defense spending bill. Isn’t it beautiful how they can come together to keep our murder machine running? Brings a tear to the eye.
Anyway. I’m not sure what else I want to write about this week. I had a few ideas, but I think my brain is broken. Still adjusting to a new work schedule and I’ve fallen out of a lot of routines. Well, here's to getting shit back on track in the coming year, and keeping it there for years to come. Fuck it! Before it fucks you.