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I was voted most likely to succeed in highschool and then dropped out of college after 6 semesters.

lets scissor

I have a passion for pizza

And I am smarter than 99.9999% of the retards I come across on a day to day basis

This is no coincidence.

I'm Benedict. I drink beer every night but not to get drunk, just to make me fall asleep. I spend 1/4 of my wake time cleaning my pets' dwelling places. But all is good because I am my own boss and I get to hangout in Steemit like most hours of my days. For people who personally know me, I'm the chillest guy ever. Ciao!

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Please explain why you spend so much time cleaning your pets "dwelling places". What kinds of pets are these? Why are they so messy? Do they have no respect?

I have a number of fish tanks and 2 beagles, 1 is a puppy and still under a lot of training. I water change every other day, but I don't think I have OCD... dogs do need a lot of cleaning, from falling furs and broken toys, leftover food, etc. I guess I was wrong in saying I am my own boss. Tsk!

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I have a music recording (we used to call them albums before the interweb turned everything topsy turvy) that made it to #5 on the Canadian independent rap charts back in 2010.

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That sounds like a pretty cool achievement , what song is that so I can look for it?

Ah man that is really cool, you guys are pretty good, I like the graffiti in the background as well, it's a good fit. Where was that filmed (city)?

Edmonton

Ahhh...Homeboy eh! Edmonton has cool murals, I will have to look for them if they still exist for my photography. I thought I saw the river valley but wasn't sure, I guess it was! hehe

The video was shot where the LRT goes underground on 95 st. There is a "free wall" there.

You are making me hungry! I used to do that all the time...delish.

What people don't know about me....I would like to think I'm complex and there is a lot! As far as steemit goes, I mostly write about happy topics nice and cheery but in real life nobody is that fucking happy all the time. I work with the boys in the oil industry and I get off on being a real jerk in creative ways sometimes when some try to mess with me(sometimes I make them cry depending on the level of hatred I feel for them and their dismissive behaviors). Fun stuff :)

I ridiculed and made fun of Justin Bieber here more than once.
I deeply regret that now because I actually owe him my life.
Due to a terrible accident I've been in a coma for several months.
Last week my nurse turned on the radio and a song of him was playing.
It woke me up and I turned off the radio.

I would too!

She doesn't deserve this ... ;-)

I was a Boy Scout, that never made it to Eagle. The highest I got was Life. I still think I'm trustworthy, loyal, kind, obedient, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent though. I also try to do a good turn daily. I'm occasionally prepared, actively trying to improve that frequency.

Being prepared is something many people are not.

I'm not really good at anything.

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wtf? Get your shit together...sure you are good at something

Exactly....I'm no good at getting my shit together, I shit everywhere...😛

Eww...LMFAO

Let's see

I don't eat pizza
I don't eat hamburgers
I am not vegan
I love meat

(I Have a condition where I don't feel tastes like any other person does, whenever there are too many things mixed together I feel like they taste really bad)

For example I eat sandwiches so I have the

  1. Bread
  2. Meat

and that's literally it. Otherwise it would taste really weird for me.

I think all seafood is gross

You really can't What is "these"?

I try to make a dialogue.

This is not the place where you message with your girlfriend kid.

It is none of your business.

I am gonna downvote you.

Go on. Try it. I have more SP than you.

I'm a girl

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I don't like steemit!!!!

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Interesting. Tell me more, seriously, please

Fuck me so this is how you guys get together for the periodic "st33m sucks balls- 3 4 3v3r" tsunami.

I am addicted to MotoGP...

I love Hogan's Heroes. Can't get enough.

That's the stuff.

found the vampire

Well. I am into dj and producing industrial Techno/Hardcore. Think I possibly never wrote about it here on steemit 😎

What's industrial techno sound like? And hardcore what exactly?

Baked beans are delicious. And they give me gas.

@berniesanders i believe your GIF described very well what he was saying! LoL

I eat raw eggs with breakfast. - bitopia

I am the reincarnation of luke Skywalker

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I'm a bit of a negative person despite giving positive advice.

I'm addicted to chocolate

It might shock everyone..but I am a sucker for free upvotes... like this one

money for nothing

I am very feeling.

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one of my favorite foods is:

lahmacun ( Turkish pizza roll like kebab) + garlic sauce + extra tomatoes and chilli

anything else?

no it is really delicious :)

Nobody here on steemit knows anything about me!

But well.... I do love cooking! Below some of the things i do.

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I like walking. Every time I go somewhere, I prefer different ways. This is fun for me.

I am a student and I distribute pizza at my part time job. I have a tiring and boring life. It's nice to live in spite of everything.

also..the only reason I am in crypto is for MADDD GAINZZZZ
nothing else !!

nobody touch me alt bags...

I have no problem to eat sausage salad with a lot of vinegar and much chocolate in a row, so I have more often such a mixture of dishes on my menu.

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I'm not really a lego and lost track a long time ago of how far down in $ since buying crypto.

I remembered this.

I feel in love at first sight

Hard salami and sweet pickle sandwiches 🥪
Are my go to guilty snack

I'm an absolute legend...

I hate stress free days, especially Saturdays 🙊🙊

I love chewing betel nut matched with a bit of tobacco leaf, slaked slime and some peppermint leaf. It gives an energy boost!

Me gusta ver el programa de South Park y no entiendo porque.

I like watching the South Park program and I don't understand why.

As a child, dogs attacked. For this reason, I am afraid of dogs.

I can't watch a horror movie and the day I watch this horror movie I don't sleep alone at night. I was terrified then.

i like those like whore-dervs made w/cream cheese/pickled asparagus/ham

;)

I like to eat hamburgers, but I haven't eaten it in 1 year to lose weight.

The sounds in the cinema scare me. For this reason, I always like watching movies on TV at home.

Hiking is my favorite. It feels like in an adventure.

I like to eat new foods and when I see a new food I try to make it myself.

I love eat

There is a girl where I work. I like her. But I just couldn't say her.

There is a girl where
I work. I like her. But I
Just couldn't say her.

                 - photo.lover


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

I used to dream about having high SP and getting popular around here. lol .
Sadly couldn't find time and money. I didn't put effort.

I have a twin brother

I'm addicted to candy.

I'm perusing a Post-graduate degree in computer engineering though coding is not my interest.

I love my computer. My hobbies are: playing games, drawing, writing code.

I like cake with ketchup

I can't eat veggie food. I tried to eat, but still did not get any results.

ive liked toy story 4 that i watched 2 days ago and it got an oscar now.

I always try to smile even though there are actually many problems that come in my life today.

A Møøse once bit my sister.

How did that happen? No, seriously, I want to know!

I like blue cheese.

I love tea very much.

You all do not know nothing about me.


But I will tell you this:
I like the band whitehouse more than the band blackhouse, sometimes.

There is 300,000 km between the 🌍 and the 🌙

Cheese is my favorite food ever, but i'm lactose intolerant :(

This is what I aspire to make my children happy, and want to be the best mother for them.
I also hope your family is always happy

I can dance.

I create haikus
Faster than the haiku bot
Check out my haiku

When in high school I sat down on a curb outside the local lunch time hangout and sat on a piece of glass from a broken soda pop bottle and cut my tush. I had to go to the ER (after my dad picked me up from the principal's office because it wouldn't stop bleeding)... yeah kinda embarrassing. By the time I got back to school the following day... I was the talk of the school lunch tables... I was a freshman and some of my brother's friend's (juniors and seniors) started calling me the "the blonde who sat on glass and cut her ass".

I am among the first 100 people in my country to join steemit. I love this platform but what's killing most content creators is the flag and downvotes.
Today am giving away 650 pump tokens...
Claim yours here

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my tongue isn't as long as you would think

What everyone doesn't know about me is, I'm a nurse. and have graduated from education for about 4 years. but until now I have not found a job. many people don't know this. the reason I haven't gotten a job is because I didn't pass the nursing competency exam.

all health workers must take competency tests to get a certificate. if you don't graduate, you cannot apply for a job.
I've tried 4 times. and next month registration will open again. I will try again.

at this time I was only in the fields. many people thought I was just a farmer. they did not know that I had a nursing degree.

Hello everyone!hy buddy! One thing you should know about me is that I am used to spend all day long only to think about a quality posting stuff to share on steemit,but I post nothing except some some original (garbage) photos. I am failed in writing bcoz of my poor english. If you need a proof, pls visit my blog, you will find no long article but some photos there. One more thing it might be important to tell you that I am real, I have real love to you all.
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I buried my too early born underneath the Magnolia after I fished it out of the toilet.

I have a three legged cat who had more courage and bravery then I will ever have

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I'm from Nepal

I was a weightlifter in my late teens and early twenties and could bench press over 350lbs.

If I talk about something that no one knows about, it will cease to be a secret, a person is bored without a secret :) I will not say anything :)

Common Bernie, don't you wanna front some community? I follow you because this is the shady, behind the toilets spot, the natural watering hole of delinquents and whack posers alike.

Bernie's Weirdos..

Or whatever you want to call it.

you can put Frank's and ranch on almost anything and it is awesome

You can put Frank's and
Ranch on almost anything
And it is awesome

                 - beelzebubba


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

ha! best Haiku ever!