[HLC-6] NFL Draft Karl-dictions

[BR] 2020 NFL Mock Draft: Matt Miller’s Post-Combine Predictions

Football fans,

It’s almost that time of year again, football! After studying the 2020 post-combine draft prospects, my first takeaway is the need to evaluate from a usability perspective.

What are they going to do that second, not ten seconds from now? How is exactly that second going to impact the team’s chances of having a successful play?

We need to walk through the film step by step to see what we can find. What are the pluses and minuses? Let’s get this started by examining everything since the end of the combine.

First, the draft prospects are going back to the locker room to talk to a few people from the press. A good chance to see how they’re going to handle pressure from the news media.

Once the questioning is over they’ll continue the process.

The prospects will walk to their lockers and take off all their tight-fitting sweaty clothing. They’re going to put those sweaty smelly clothing in a pile. Everyone, including the coach, is going to take off their jockstraps and fold it, there is also an option to fold the jockstraps, others will ball it up and throw it in the bin.

Before their naked and sweaty bodies are ready to take a long hot shower, they get lather-up with soap made for the team — John Pierre #6 man musk.

The locker room suddenly fills with the smell of lavender at the man beach. Finishing their showers, they’ll towel off and move to the hot sauna room. More sweat from their young tight muscular bodies.

After the sauna, they’ll move to the massage table. Ken, the massage therapist, will spread warm sensual oil over their entire body creating a film of slippery man muscles.

As Ken moves his hands down between the 18-year-old prospects shoulder blades, the young studs muscles twitch with every surprise Ken’s strong but delicate hands deliver.

I’m predicting they’re going to pass it again for a field goal.

—Karl

The story below was republished from HLC Issue 6F.
The published work above is fiction and satire.
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