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Stephanie Matto has made more than $200,000 selling jars she’s farted into. It started as a publicity stunt — Matto hoped to gain some new followers for her burgeoning influencer business — and bloomed into full-fledged entrepreneurship.
Then she had a fart attack. She thought the problem was more serious than that, given the intense chest pains she experienced. After a rush to the hospital and a barrage of tests, Matto found out the very thing that had made her rich was causing the pain; she’d been eating too many beans, eggs, and protein shakes to fart more.
“I didn’t tell the doctors about the farting but I did tell them about my diet,” Matto told Jam Press. https://content.jampress.co.uk/event/en/1/8556.234991
For now, at least, Matto is retiring from farting into jars. But she will still be selling them — just in virtual form. That’s right. Fart jar NFTs. https://fartjarsnft.com/
