_Characters:
- Baba Hassan: A frustrated Nigerian citizen
- NEPA Official: A bureaucratic and unhelpful electricity company representative
- Madam Taiwo: A fellow frustrated citizen
Scene: A NEPA office, Lagos.
Baba Hassan: (frustrated) "Oga, my light no dey since yesterday. I come here to report."
NEPA Official: (uninterested) "Fill out form A, section B, subsection C."
Baba Hassan: (confused) "Which form? I no see any form."
NEPA Official: (sighs) "Go to the back, take a number, and wait."
Baba Hassan: (exasperated) "But, oga, my business needs electricity."
NEPA Official: (unmoved) "Not my problem, sir."
Baba Hassan: (jokingly) "Maybe I should take my business to Ghana."
NEPA Official: (deadpan) "That's a great idea, sir."
Baba Hassan: (laughing) "You no get sense of humor, oga."
NEPA Official: (sternly) "I have a sense of duty, sir."
Madam Taiwo: (entering) "Excuse me, oga, my light too no dey."
NEPA Official: (unfazed) "Fill out form A, section B, subsection C."
Madam Taiwo: (smartly) "I already filled out the form, sir. I have the receipt right here."
NEPA Official: (impressed) "Wow, you're very efficient."
Madam Taiwo: (smiling) "I'm a businesswoman, sir."
Baba Hassan: (whispering to Madam Taiwo) "Make dem give you trouble, make dem give me trouble."
Madam Taiwo: (laughing) "No worry, Baba Hassan."
NEPA Official: (sternly) "Next!"
Baba Hassan: (protesting) "But, oga, I was here first."
NEPA Official: (unmoved) "You no fill out form A, section B, subsection C."
Baba Hassan: (jokingly) "Maybe I should run for president. I'll make sure NEPA works."
Madam Taiwo: (laughing) "You'll make a great president, Baba Hassan."
NEPA Official: (unfazed) "You'll still need to fill out form A, section B, subsection C."
(Baba Hassan and Madam Taiwo walk out, shaking their heads)
Baba Hassan: (to Madam Taiwo) "I think we should start a generator business."
Madam Taiwo: (laughing) "You'll make a fortune."
Baba Hassan: (smiling) "And NEPA will be out of business."
_THE END
