COMMON SENSE-STEEMIT

in nigerians •  7 years ago 

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THIS WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
An igbo man can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 500 Naira - IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK 2000 Naira"

A white man thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 2000 Naira and goes to the clinic...conversation begins.

White man: "I have lost my sense of taste"
igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
White man: "Urgh..this is kerosene
igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 500 Naira

The annoyed white man goes back after a few days to recover his money...
White man: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
igbo man:"Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
White man (annoyed): "This is kerosene You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 500 naira

The fuming white man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 2000 Naira
White man: "My eyesight has become very weak"
igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 2000 Naira
White man (staring at the note): "But this is 500 Naira, not 2000 Naira
igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 500 Naira Naira

You can't beat an igbo man! Try me.. ngwanu!

Igbo kwenu!!!

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