What is the worst way to wake up?

in nohashtag •  6 years ago 

It is 5 am in Thailand at the moment.

I am up for about an hour now.

I got woken up by the little one puking me in the face.

My girlfriend than lifted her up, so she was high enough to get enough reach to also get my cloth, laptop and phone.

My girlfriend is still giggeling about the look I appearently had on my face... I am just happy I am sleeping with my mouth closed

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Thank you for being here for me, so I can be here for you.
    Enjoy your day and stay creative!
    Botty loves you. <3

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      ·  6 years ago 

    I would have to guess the worst way to wake up would be, surprise sex if you were in prison.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Hahaha Yeah that is probably true

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