Sally Giantbulb suspected something was a little off when her scheming dad tried to sniff her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly stingy fairy, Alison Thomas, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Alison proved to be noble and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with running. Sally soon learnt that Alison had taken an oath never to punch a human being.
When Sally's scheming dad is injured in a pointless accident, Sally realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Alison's angry eyes and dazzling fangs, Sally finds herself falling for the fairy. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a god appears before Sally and warns her of a darkness within Alison. The god gives Sally the squidgy pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a stingy fairy.
Will Sally find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable? (Hint: yes!)