What would you do if you knew there were peculiar goblins with shocking habits near the ones you love?
80-year-old Warwick Thornhill had given up on his life's ambition to become a swordsman.
However, at a Halloween party he discovers some peculiar goblins trying to destroy his virtuous son, Kevin Russell, and he decides it's time for change.
In need of some bacon and rural potions, giving and funny Warwick pops to Falmouth for a bit of shopping.
Having led a idyllic life, Warwick finds himself unable to find rural potions in Falmouth. So he sets out to acquire some rural potions from Liverpool instead.
Soon, he has all the rural potions he needs and begins secretly applying for swordsman jobs. He soon realises that peculiar goblins plan to sabotage his new career prospects and decides to take action.
However, when one of the peculiar goblins bites off Warwick's warts with crippling effect, it looks like his quest is over.
Without warts, will Warwick Thornhill be able to save the day?