A Dirty Christmas Poem (NSFW Erotic poetry)

in nsfw •  7 years ago  (edited)


I was parking my sleigh in the garage out back,

When Misses Clause started tugging on my sack.

I was caught by surprise and said "HO HO HO!"

Then delivered that package, rain sleet or snow.

Her jingle bell tassels we're pitching quite a fit,

Then an elf walked up and asked to snowball it.

I was like, fuck it, but first bring me a cookie?

That's when Rudolph proceeded to drop a dookie.

That's the year Christmas got that awful stench,

I turned myself green and decided to be the Grinch.


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lol. AWESOME!

I still feel a little dirty for posting this... but that's fine because clearly I'm a little dirty... :P

hahaha! Fly your flag. <#

There should be music to this. :-)

Feel free to use this atrocity as you see fit. :)

Upvoted as promised LOL

LOL the pirate has spoken.

Now I want to see a picture of your turning green and being a Grinch!
Fun poem :)

LOL, I was hoping I made the title very clear what to expect. :P