I was parking my sleigh in the garage out back,
When Misses Clause started tugging on my sack.
I was caught by surprise and said "HO HO HO!"
Then delivered that package, rain sleet or snow.
Her jingle bell tassels we're pitching quite a fit,
Then an elf walked up and asked to snowball it.
I was like, fuck it, but first bring me a cookie?
That's when Rudolph proceeded to drop a dookie.
That's the year Christmas got that awful stench,
I turned myself green and decided to be the Grinch.
lol. AWESOME!
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I still feel a little dirty for posting this... but that's fine because clearly I'm a little dirty... :P
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hahaha! Fly your flag. <#
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There should be music to this. :-)
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Feel free to use this atrocity as you see fit. :)
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Upvoted as promised LOL
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LOL the pirate has spoken.
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Now I want to see a picture of your turning green and being a Grinch!
Fun poem :)
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LOL, I was hoping I made the title very clear what to expect. :P
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