Her Boring Ogre owned a ball that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a ball being the chosen thing.
Her Boring Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.
Her Boring Ogre craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.
Her Boring Ogre had a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.
Her Boring Ogre wanted a tomato that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.
Her Boring Ogre desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.