Lonely Ogre had a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.
Lonely Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.
Lonely Ogre always carried a spade that they would throw. It would be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.
Lonely Ogre desperately needed a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was opted for.
Lonely Ogre always had with them a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A sword being the chosen thing.
Lonely Ogre craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.