My Mum

My mum is this little Chinese lady, I love her to the moon and back and she’s always been there for me, sometimes she can be what I like to call beautifully harsh, she says stuff to me and I’m like , “quick, quick where’s my pen?”

So people of steemit , steamers , steemettes I introduce you to my mum and some of her beautiful but harsh quotes

Just about to go out

"How do I look?"

"You would make a good sumo wrestler"

On my work

" it's good to have work coming in, it's good to keep busy."

"Can you handle it? You can't even remember to put my toilet lid down"

On food

"Are you enjoying those sausages?"

"Yes, they're nice, thank you mum"

"They're expensive "

*delicious taste of sausages changes to the taste of coins rattling in my mouth.

Arriving at my mums with a blinding headache, head in hand, tears in my eyes it was that painful.

"Why are you crying?"

Found it hard to answer, because of the pain

"Is it because you have no future?"

On my Art
"If you go up close they look rubbish, if you step back they look good" mum critiquing my paintings to potential collectors at my first ever exhibition.

So there’s five for you and I promise there’s plenty more, if people like this and resteem I’ll post some more up.