A Slight Miscalculation

in oneliner •  7 years ago  (edited)

This would never have happened if your mom was driving the construction vehicleconst.jpg
pic fro dumpaday

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Decepticon Break Dancing!



OR

Your Momma Breakdancing!



Which will win?

well the rate michael bay is going we'll likely see it in the next transformers movie

yes, he might even bring his momma in to guest star as the stunt double

I dunno... My mum isn't the best driver.


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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Much like my wife and girlfriend, my mum likes to drink...


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you must be so proud

haha she was probably just collecting a powerup

(While the video is morbid, the powerup comment is just distracting enough to laugh.)

lol

yeah I imagined the car and bike just behind going: 'Wooooohhh that's crazy!' (and thinking: 'So glad that's not me!')

It's the powerdown after that bothers me....heck even the camera powered down.

I had to think awhile to get the joke. It's a little on the heavy side.

I'm asian so I make people solve a little geometry puzzle before they're able to get my jokes

hehe :D

hahah .... i get it now.

Talk about biting off more than you can chew

yeah, his workmates painted those steel beams to look like wooden logs to play a joke on him

Haha you can never go too far to do a good prank

"Just a little more..."

I wonder if he lefts go when that happens and risks hurting himself on the way down

It's a real Catch-22 situation he found himself in. Damned if he did, damn it he did.

I can see that you're the kind that likes to push it towards the limit

That's how I roll ;) Push it to the limit or don't even bother pulling out. Wait, we're still talking about the construction equipment, right?

well there is no pulling out now, that baby's happening and it's going to drop one way or another. Yeah, I also hope we're still on topic ;P

Don't worry. Camel Tow will help you out of this tight bind.


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nasty ... lol

@traf - just wanted you to catch this strictly for your entertainment and a laugh (unless it didn't make the cut). It's not often that I find a relatively socially acceptable opportunity to post such effective business marketing.

"Ethel, move to the back."

haha .... replace 'Ethel' with 'Josh' and that's what I hear when I'm sitting at the back

Your momma certainly has fat bones, haha..