This is really bad guys, I suggest you stay away from Warsaw.

These two women kept following me around, and they bumped into me in a supermarket and pretended to have lost their money, they begged me for some money for food, and for the money to get home, and they both seduced me after, the ladies had their wicked way with me for three hours, I felt dirty and confused (1st time).

Now I have fallen off horses and got back on, fallen off bikes and done the same, so I thought "to hell with it" I am not letting two little minx's keep me from going back to Warsaw. So I went back again.

I spotted them following me again the second time, and noticed they were eyeing up my wallet, no problem I thought, as I keep my money in a different pocket, the wallet is for show, and for thieves to have a go at. The ladies surrounded me again, and I felt one relieve me of my wallet, then they both took me out the back, stripped off and relieved me again, for 3 hours, I swear these girls have no rules.

• I lost out on 1 old wallet, and 1 out of date credit card, then went home, and went through all my old draws, boxes and cupboards, I found 12 old wallets, and 14 out of date bank cards, I have now been back and had the lot stolen off me, 15 times. I am now all out of bank cards, and old wallets, so this is my begging request, has anyone got any old wallets to send me, I will pay postage. :-)

My 1 and only begging letter to steemit inc, SEND ME YOUR OLD WALLETS NOW.

Drops mic...... out!



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