Steemit Open mic Week 113 : My Bad(original)

Steemit Open mic Week 113 : My Bad(original)

I don't have too much to say to justify this song, so here it is...

Full Lyrics:
One diddle-day upon a camping trip
In the Northern Woods we found a camping spot
Spitting out stories with my old friend Joe
Smoking squares and drinking quite a lot... and smoking pot

We were reelin' and dealin' and hanging out
watching as the sun slid out of sight
That's about the time that the sky fell down
we felt a sudden rise in farenheit... and a blinding light

It came from the sky, I'm telling you true
It came from the sky on a ray
40 trees are missing from the hole that it blew
Now what do we do?
Fuckin' A

From that crater came the damnedest thing
Joe dropped his reel and grabbed his jug of punch
It looked like a giant pterodactyl now
I felt like me and Joe might look like lunch

It gave a polite grin with footlong teeth
and crazy starlight pouring from it's eyes
One handlike thingy held an olive branch
the other held some Elvis merchandise... and it was nice

It said greetings to you humans I come here in peace
On this fine northern midsummer day
But every word it spoke would crumble the trees
turn the water to steam
Fuckin' A

Freedom
The word was put directly in my head
Freedom
That's just what the pterodactyl said
I'm offering freedom from this cold dark place
if you would just walk with me by my side
But around the pterodactyl were 10 foot flames
and bones of other folks who took that ride

No Joe sticking with my own life now
if we go with him we'll burn and we will bleed... and he agreed

We said Mr. Pterodactyl I think you are cool
Mr. Pterodactyl-i-a
But everything you touch, it bursts into flame
and that's kind of lame
Fuckin' A

He said my bad
Trying to give you a payday, not a death ray
my bad
Trying to give you a birthday, not doomsday
my bad
He said my bad
and went away