Waiting in the checkout lane is when I saw the cover photo of her magazine. Not one hair out of place. Not one drop of sweat. Not one spec of dirt. Oprah was standing on top of a rock climb in full fashion with a victorious pose as if she really climbed or she really walked to that point.
We all know that Oprah puts her face onto the bodies of other women to hide how fat she really is. The women who pose to have Oprah's face are also fat. But they are not so far out of shape and they have some degree of being attractive. And the Oprah face that is placed onto the bodies of other women is a picture that is at least ten or fifteen years old.
Oprah should run for President of the United States of America because presidents are allowed to look old and they are allowed to have white hair. World leaders are allowed to be fat. As a matter of fact, many countries have leaders who are the only people in the whole country that are fat.