The OraCool Shares Wisdom In Response To The Community's Questions - Find Your Answers Here

in oracool •  8 years ago  (edited)




If you were unfortunate enough to miss my introductory post, it can be found here.

Having received enough questions to make a post, it is now time again for me to share my wisdom and wit with the community. If you asked a question, find your answer below.


Does my boyfriend really love me?

Your boyfriend loves you.

My apologies. That was a typo. I meant;

Your boyfriend loves Yu, a Japanese girl he met at the gym. Worry not though. I am single and you may have a chance. You lucky devil. You can find an application form to be my next ex-girlfriend at www.i-want-to-date-a-god.com.


Who is your favorite person on Steemit?

You needn't be in possession of the sight to know that I am obviously the best person on Steemit, and in the world as a whole. Consequently, I am my own favourite person.


Will the value of Bitcoin surpass $10,000 during 2017?

Yes, friend. It most certainly will. In fact, before the year 2017 is over, 1BTC will be worth in excess of $1,000,000.
Don't get too excited though. This is only because the US dollar will be worth nothing, so you will have a hard time finding a suitable currency to exchange your BTC for.


U try too hard mate. Ur introduction post wasnt even funny

Unfortunately, you do not try hard enough. What you meant to say was, "You try too hard, mate. Your introductory post wasn't even funny."

In regards to the statement that you attempted to make, I would have to bring the following comment, which can be found on said introductory post, to your attention;

It would appear that @lastminuteman found the post in question to be funny, which refutes your allegation in its entirety. If you had said, "You're post wasn't funny to me," then this could have been an acceptable sentence structure. Humour after all, is a subjective thing, so for some to find something funny that others do not, is an expected occurrence.

If reading my post did not supply you with any laughs, then you had only the need to move on to the next post. To take time out of your day to spread hatred is most distasteful, and to do so under the mask of anonymity, is a tad pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself, mate.

Nevertheless I would like to thank you for your question that was actually really statement. I foresaw my first piece of hatred, but was unaware of the exact moment of its arrival. Love or hate, it is all emotion, and we who navigate the circles of illumination know that all emotion is power. Thank you for giving yours to me.

Please feel welcome to do so again.


Okay then.. what will the lotto numbers be on Saturday?

You are correct in assuming that my gift allows me to see anything in the future that I desire, including lottery numbers. However, my greatness is a curse, because I also possess the gift of being able to see infinite parallel universes, whilst you are only able to see one.

As you have asked this question anonymously, I am unable to see which of the many universes you are making this inquiry from, meaning I am unable to provide you the lottery numbers specific to your universe. That's a shame. You could have really benefited from this information.


If you asked a question and cannot find your answer here, check the previous posts on this blog as you have may have missed. I do not ignore any questions, so you should be able to find yours if you have a look.




This was fun. I enjoy sharing my wisdom with the little people. I need more questions now.

You can ask me questions anonymously at https://ask.fm/the_oracool



Once I have enough questions from the community, you will hear from me again.


I already know that you are going to follow me. So here, I shall make it easy for you. Thank you in advance to those of you who resteem this post to help me acquire more questions.


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Haha, I just saw this new post. Thank you for mentioning me ! Ô wise oracool, should I offer a sacrifice to appease the gods ? ;)

We have another WINNER!!! I really enjoyed this funny section of steemit. Its like the comedy\comics section in a newspaper. Ok I wanna try asking a question here in the comments section and see if it can make it for tomorrows post.

"Can steemit usher away at least 1% of reddits user base?"

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