You asked.... Now I shall answer

in oracool •  8 years ago  (edited)




I told you I would return, and given that I am never wrong, this must be of no surprise to you. If you were unfortunate enough to miss my introductory post, it can be found here.

Having received enough questions, I felt it was time to make a post. Find your responses— and my wisdom— below.


Of the four super powers, China, Russia, USA, EU, which has the least evil and most positive attitude to the population of the entire world and its environment?

Of the three countries and one union mentioned, Russia would be the answer you seek. Contrary to what you may have been told by your masters, Russia is not the devil. Russian president Vladimir Putin has refrained from initiating a war in spite of continued provocation from the US and countries affiliated with the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO).

Steps have also been taken to protect the common people from a potential war, by means of the construction of nuclear bunkers. Meanwhile, the agitators have made no effort at all to offer safety to their own people should the war they are pushing for arrive at their doorsteps.

The European Union cares for none of the nations that it is composed of, nor the well-being of those who dwell in those nations. It is merely a tyrannical organisation, conceived for the purpose of removing autonomy from sovereign states and centralizing power in the hands of a few.

The US has long been under the control of Israel, and as such, there is no mind paid to the standard of living of American citizens. Israel's prosperity will always come before that of the US itself.

China cares about China. Should a world war break out, one cannot expect to know what side shall have China's support. They will back the winning horse once evidence of a victor presents itself.

So, yes. Russia is the answer you are looking for. But, none of these are really super powers. The only legitimate super power is San Marino. Initiate war with them and their population of 31,000 at your own peril.


how old are you? you talk like an old lady

You have never heard me talk. If you had, you would have been asleep and unable to ask me this question. When I speak, it is a delightfully soothing experience, as though an angel from heaven is whispering a soft and sweet lullaby in your ear. This is why I am forced to type, for when one hears my voice, they cannot live without hearing it again. Longing to hear @the-oracool's voice is actually the fourth highest cause of death— see google for confirmation.





As for my age, I don't have one. It is a difficult concept for an unilluminated mind to grasp, but I do not view time the same way as others. For you, time is a straight line, from A to B. You are unable to move in any other direction than forward. For me, time is more akin to your perception of location. I can see it all, and go wherever(or whenever) I please.

Picture a one-way street full or automobiles, too narrow to turn around on, so all vehicles are forced to go forward at all times. This is how you experience time. I, however, experience time as though I were in a helicopter above this street, with the option of landing anywhere(any point in time) that I please.

I hope that you are able to make sense of this in spite of your intelligence being so far below that of my own.


Do you think life is harder for men?

There is not much that I consider difficult, but answering this question is something I am unable to do efficiently. Considering my immense knowledge base, higher-level spirituality, unmatched wisdom and overwhelmingly good looks, calling me a man is the equivalent of calling the Great Pyramid of Giza a sand castle.

I am like a God, and as such, I am unable to understand the plight of mere men. You would be better served in asking a different question.


If you know everything, what am I eating right now?

Don't be dirty. This is a family friendly blog.




This was fun. I enjoy sharing my wisdom with the little people. I need more questions now.

You can ask me questions anonymously at https://ask.fm/the_oracool



Once I have enough questions from the community, you will hear from me again.


I already know that you are going to follow me. So here, I shall make it easy for you. Thank you in advance to those of you who resteem this post to help me acquire more questions.


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This was simply brilliant. :) I've upvoted you and will follow as long as you vow to not lead me astray.....

Like everyone else on this Earth(except me), you are already astray. Stick with me and I shall guide you towards the light that has been hidden from you.

Then, follow I shall.
Lead on, most sagacious soothsayer!

I enjoyed this very much @the-oracool, especially don't mess with San Marino!

I am glad you were able to benefit from my wisdom.

Feel free to return the favour by following the link and asking me a question.

I do feel free - I just have!

Excellent. Check back tomorrow for the next batch of replies.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

It is nearly 4.45pm, the rest of my night? It has yet to begin! I am just playing with you brother!
I see you edited to day ... Namaste!

You mean to say that you don't know where I am? Without looking at my profile!!

I know not of what you're referring to... ;)

Ô wise oracool, should I ascend a volcano in the days coming ?