There he stood glistening orange underneath the thousands of lights pointed at his imposing figure. The fake news NPC Horde stood aghast in front of him because they hate The Orange Man with the fire of a thousand suns. He represents everything that they loath. His ridiculous gold plated toilets, his brash almost autistic way of communicating and above all else his resistance to be politically correct. But, his highest crime above all crimes is the fact that he is orange and a man. A man who acts like one, oh no!!!! A catastrophic calamity of epic proportion that threatens our democracy. And so, there they stood, The Orange Man on one side and the fake news NPC Horde on the other. Ready, with great anticipation, to do battle. Who will win? None can tell. Will it be the NPC Horde? Or Orange Man? Well, to start off with, let’s go over some strengths and weaknesses of the combatants. Since the NPC Horde are primarily bitches we will start off with them first.
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