JUST FOR LAUGHS

in paec •  7 years ago 

Based on research I have been able to pinpoint the reason why humans cheat.
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There exists a hormone which is totally responsible for bro and prostitution.

"HOELIN"

Now pay attention closely because even science lacks the facility to generate this hypothesis put together by none other than I.

"Hoelin" is secreted on the clitoris of females and the testicles of males.

The release of this hormone can be stimulated by external factors such as

  • Thirst

  • Greed

  • Village people

....1. Thirst: as it implies it simply means the urge for 'GOOD' sex. This can also arise if one is either single or 'double' not getting served 'properly'

. 2. Greed: The urge for material things with flesh as the legal tender.

  1. Village people: These ones are just cursed. They just hump around like dogs without magnitude or direction.

The secretion of" Hoelin" varies depending on the anatomy . That explains why some possess excess and some so little that some see sex as burden.

DO NOT FRET! For the presence of "Hoelin" indicates that all the internal trappings of the sexual reproductive system are up and running.
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With these few points above I believe I have been able to convince and not confuse you that there is actually a path to mystery of cheating.

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Any question and comment would be entertained in the comment section below.
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Please no noise in this class....if you still use pink lip balm or type like 'xup, kewl' this class is clearly not for you. Come back when you are 18yrs.
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