Anyone else nailed parenting?

in parenting •  7 years ago 

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I have a 5, 3 and 1 year old and life is brilliantly chaotic. I love them to death and they love me to death (almost literally). Haven't slept in 2 years. This meme sums up my life with a beautifully pessimistic twist. Enjoy ;)

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couldn't help throw up... a few of my favorite dadlife memes...I currently would say I am tied in dadlife...my offspring are all currently alive and asleep...but I haven't been able to find my youngest shoes for 3 days - my 5 year old has a mullet - my 7 year old is asking why he can be naked anymore - and my 9 year has discovered an iPad...pretty much a toss up right now

Hahaha. My 5 year old is sporting a bogan undercut frullet because I accidentally used a number one because unbeknownst to me my husband left the attachment on after trimming his beard and I didn't check, and the 3 year old is currently sporting a very uneven bob after the 5 year old decided that's a haircut he could achieve on his own for his sister. I'm right now stuck needing to get to the loo with a one year old draped across my lap asleep, and it took me 30 minutes to slowly extricate my arm from under his head so I can now use my phone. And to top it all off I found out I was pregnant with number 4 a week ago... we're at the point we're I show my husband the pee test with the two lines and we both just laugh with a nervous hysterical laugh...

I did "musical beds" for 5 years when my children were small. Enjoys these days, they do go fast! Now I have teenagers and now I am a taxi. I don't mind because at least I know where they are going!

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