“Laughter” (by Purdue Pharma) skit

in parodyskit •  6 years ago 

major breakthroughs are underway here at the Purdue Pharmaceutical Labs located within a hollowed-out Volcanoe built by Walt Disney, otherwise known as the Al-Aqsa Mosque. We’ve pinpointed specific nueromodulators that probably will be safe, and these chill pills will certainly bring in the real money/i mean treatment.


As a partial agonist to the mu and k opiods receptors, moderate Euphoria and analgesia are common. However, *these have much lower affinity for opiod sites, and instead of traditional opiods, Laughterzapine offers a more endogenous-based approach. The point is to focus on the enzymatic and modulation processes to facilitate the presence of these neurotransmitters. Similarly, the drug has an affinity much like benzodiazepines for the GABA A2 receptor sites, but only facilitates the GABAerigic reactions at the GABA A1 receptors. This is crucial Insofar as the most addictive aspect of benzodiazepines for anxiety is their long term effects at the gaba A1 sites.

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